The announcement of your dreams

This morning, the principal came on the intercom to announce,

"Good morning teachers and students. We have been contacted by the government, who requested that due to a large exhibition in the south part of the city tomorrow that all schools close. We will follow their instructions and not have classes on Friday. School will resume on Monday. Thank you."

Though I did not have a class in my room at the time, it was easy to hear the roar of approval of the student body (and teachers?) echoing through the halls.

-alan